I had to post this one too. It was just too funny.
| et's sum it up: I cannot add. Finding a difference drives me mad. I hate remainders and it's true, Multiplication makes me blue. Those plastic sticks just don't do it. Who thought that up really blew it. We'll do well with a new device, These M&Ms will be real nice. This subject now will be a treat As Chocolate Math is really sweet! I'll be an adder who never misses While adding piles of chocolate kisses. Here's a device found at the store: Ten Tootsie Rolls, and I'll eat four. Then I'll say, "I still have six." With Chocolate Subtraction Tricks. Now division can be done in haste When it's done with a little taste. With remainders I'll have a ball, I'll pick them up and eat them all. To multiply we will be able To put some chocolate on the table. Two candy bars times four are eight. (ate) That product we'll assimilate. If teachers would not preach and nag But assign our homework from a bag, All students could be math fanatics By using Chocolate Mathematics. —Grandpa Tucker |
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